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TRUST THE COMPUTER! THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND! What self-respecting Gamemaster would run a mission without their Paranoia Screen? How else could they hide The Computer’s most precious secrets, all the while cackling to themselves as the next hose-job is unleashed upon unsuspecting Troubleshooters? Complete with important tables and charts, all ready to be ignored, the new Paranoia Gamemaster’s Screen is constructed from quality heavy-weight cardstock that will stand the ravages of gaming over many years. It is definitely not constructed from the remains of disloyal Troubleshooters who were used as reactor shielding. STAY ALERT! TRUST NO ONE! KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY!